(Note - I've tried to write a spy song several times. Never really found the words, and could never really match them up with the right tune. Not that I've stopped trying. On the other hand, maybe you'll have better luck:) Your mission... if you choose to accept it:))
Secret Agent Spy
You better watch what you text
You better watch what you say
You better watch what you think
Even though you're gonna do it anyway
Go ahead and hatch your plots
Plan your nasty deeds
I know all your sleazy secrets
I know all about your greed
But I'm a secret agent spy
Got my eye on you
I'm a secret agent guy
Know exactly what you do
You're never at a loss for words
A self styled evil genius
You're the master of the put down
You're a craftsman of the fiendish
You're suave and debonaire
Armed with perfect hair
Your polished moves are studied
Always topped off with a flair
But I'm a secret agent spy
Got my eye on you
I'm a secret agent guy
Know exactly what you do
(Bridge)
I'm a martini on a mission
I'm your antidote
I'm your personal caped crusader
I'm the one that gets your goat
You're suave and debonaire
Armed with perfect hair
Your polished moves are studied
Always topped off with a flair
But I'm a secret agent spy
Got my eye on you
I'm a secret agent guy
Know exactly what you do
Secret Agent Spy
You better watch what you text
You better watch what you say
You better watch what you think
Even though you're gonna do it anyway
Go ahead and hatch your plots
Plan your nasty deeds
I know all your sleazy secrets
I know all about your greed
But I'm a secret agent spy
Got my eye on you
I'm a secret agent guy
Know exactly what you do
You're never at a loss for words
A self styled evil genius
You're the master of the put down
You're a craftsman of the fiendish
You're suave and debonaire
Armed with perfect hair
Your polished moves are studied
Always topped off with a flair
But I'm a secret agent spy
Got my eye on you
I'm a secret agent guy
Know exactly what you do
(Bridge)
I'm a martini on a mission
I'm your antidote
I'm your personal caped crusader
I'm the one that gets your goat
You're suave and debonaire
Armed with perfect hair
Your polished moves are studied
Always topped off with a flair
But I'm a secret agent spy
Got my eye on you
I'm a secret agent guy
Know exactly what you do
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