Pumper Truck Jack

Pumper truck Jack don't ride no Cadillac,
Workin' on minimum wage,
Scrimpin' and a-savin' like a dime store maniac,
Tinker toys takin' an age.

N.V.M. that, it's a hair past beer o'clock,
Time to get a couple in line,
Lovin' those brews like Thor love Ragnarök,
Welcome to hammering time.

Pumper truck Jack kick back like Saturday,
Hittin' a home run, flippin' his bat away,
That's the only way to stay free,
People,
That's the only way to stay free.

Linin' them suds up down at that honky tonk,
(Buyin' one, gettin' one free),
Long legg'd lady-bird keepin' 'em comin' on
Round about as cute as can be.

"Hey there cherry pie, c'mon on over girl,
Maybe we can go for a ride?"
Honky tonk girl got creepy guy protocol,
Gonna be staying inside.

Pumper truck Jack kick back loosey goosey like,
Ridin' down town on a beer-scooter motorbike,
He got everything that he need,
People,
He got everything that he need.

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