Short spoken duet

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© GemmyF
Yeah(Ernie in background)<br/>Say What?<br/><br/>You talking to me Ernie?<br/><br/>Oh you better Not be!<br/><br/>Yeah that&#39;s what I thought!<br/><br/>Yeah Ah Huh!<br/><br/>Don&#39;t like the way your looking at me!<br/>U-uhh no I don&#39;t!<br/><br/>But I like how your thumping that bass!<br/><br/>(Groove time)<br/><br/><br/>I love crackers <br/>at a buffet!! <br/>Animal crackers!<br/>--hey Ernie get away from the bar! <br/>in my soup! Di Jour<br/> <br/>Capt&#39;n Crackers with tarter sauce,<br/><br/>Them rye jobbyies, <br/>with a cheessy cheddar spray <br/><br/>Bright orange and everything.<br/><br/>and maybe one of them grapes.<br/>I&#39;ll take one of them grapes.<br/><br/>Hey this grape taste like it&#39;s plastic!<br/>Who be puttin plastic in this here buffet?<br/><br/>Now who brought them plastic grapes?<br/><br/>Mummm that apple and banana look real good!<br/><br/>I think I&#39;ll stick with my crackers. <br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>