A Story Of A Lime Stone Cowboy

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© HojoCat
I metamorphic girl in a cinnabar
I chalked it up to fate
well I got boulder and tapped her shoulder
and I asked her what was on her slate

I said I don't mean to be intrusive
I know it's not gneiss to stare
but I was rocked by the cleavage of your outcroppings
and I marble at your amber hair.

I was igneous of your apatite
you made my bedrock all through lignite.

I tried to rock your world but you took me for granite
Like a limestone cowboy I tried to show you my true grit
You never returned my sediments but finally I understand it
You had a stone coal heart and you just didn't give two schist.

She looked at me and said ge-
ophysical features are fun
I quarried if I mica good lover
She said no it's jus' stalactite buns

and then we felt the earthquake
and she said that it was all my fault
Well that's when her rock slide hit me
So I charged her with basalt

I was igneous of your apatite
you made my bedrock all through lignite.

I tried to rock your world but you took me for granite
Like a limestone cowboy I tried to show you my true grit
You never returned my sediments but finally I understand it
You had a stone coal heart and you just didn't give two schist.