My Car Got Girlified

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© gwailoah
My baby took me back on one condition (that)
One day I'd let her play with my ignition
Little did I know the consequences
Of that decision Now I'm in perdition
I figured I could live with her creation
But I was wrong Hence this song

Day came when I let her have the keys
To do whatever her sweet heart did please
She said she'd make it pretty just for me
It would be the prettiest car I'd ever see
But when I came home that night
My heart was broke in two
I never guessed the desecration my sweetheart could do

My car got girlified, my car got girlified
My baby up and pimped my ride,
My car got girlified
It was my joy and pride
And Lord I know she tried
But now I am so mortified
Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside
Should have seen the tears I cried and cried
When my car got girlified

Got a massive dashboard Jesus
So big it makes me blind
And all the bears in the back seat window mean
I can't see behind
There's fur around the steering wheel
Feels like synthetic mink
The inside smells of roses
And everything is Pink
The headlights got eyelashes,
There's Kitty on the door
Against this happening to a car,
There ought to be a law

My car got girlified, my car got girlified
My baby up and pimped my ride,
My car got girlified
It was my joy and pride
And Lord I know she tried
But now I am so mortified
Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside
Should have seen the tears I cried and cried
When my car got girlified

BREAK FOR A VERSE

There's ribbons on the gearstick
There's Rhinestones everywhere
And hanging from the rear view mirror
Is another freaking bear
Radio turned to polka dancing
Turned up way too loud
And with all the new upholstery
My smokin' no more allowed
Is like a Valentine's nightmare
All hearts and toys and bling
I hope this song you'll never have to sing…

My car got girlified, my car got girlified
My baby up and pimped my ride,
My car got girlified
It was my joy and pride
And Lord I know she tried
But now I am so mortified
Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside
Should have seen the tears I cried and cried
When my car got girlified

There's only one solution
That this poor soul can see
Cos if I ever drive that car
The boys will laugh at me
So with all the pink and perfume
With all the bling and fur
Only one thing left to do
And that's give the car to her
Teach her how to drive it,
And find another ride
And smile against the heartache deep inside…

My car got girlified, my car got girlified
My baby up and pimped my ride,
My car got girlified
It was my joy and pride
And Lord I know she tried
But now I am so mortified
Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside
Should have seen the tears I cried and cried
When my car got girlified

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