Disco Desease - Disco Version

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© MajorTom_III
I was walkin&#39; by a Discotheque.<br/>The door was open wide.<br/>Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look inside.<br/>I stepped onto the dance floor and they started to boogie down<br/>to that monotonous, sickening music, that AM teenybopper sound.<br/>The music was playin&#39; loudly.<br/>The lights were flashin&#39; bright.<br/>I thought I was a goner on that boogie night.<br/>Well my stomach started turnin&#39;.<br/>I got wobbly in the knees.<br/>The vomit started spurtin&#39;.<br/>I had Disco Disease !!<br/>Disco Disease !!<br/>The lights were flashin&#39; brightly.<br/>My head was spinnin&#39; &#39;round.<br/>I was tryin&#39; to find the door but I collapsed on the ground.<br/>I crawled across the dance floor.<br/>Barely able to get around.<br/>Some strange disco freak jumped up and said "let&#39;s all boogie down!"<br/>The dancers never saw me.<br/>They stepped all over my face.<br/>When I got back upon my feet, I puked all over the place.<br/>My stomach started turnin&#39;.<br/>I got wobbly in the knees.<br/>The vomit started spurtin&#39;.<br/>I had Disco Disease !! Disco Disease !!<br/>The music sounded sissified.<br/>They all sang like Tiny Tim.<br/>I&#39;d expect it from Joni Mitchell, but never from any men.<br/>I headed for the bathroom.<br/>Didn&#39;t know which one to go in.<br/>The men looked like women and the women looked like men.<br/>I&#39;m so sick of Disco.<br/>It makes me wanna die.<br/>No way will I come back here.<br/>I ain&#39;t no Disco guy.<br/>My stomach started turnin&#39;.<br/>I got wobbly in the knees.<br/>The vomit started spurtin&#39;.<br/>I had Disco Disease !!<br/>Disco Disease !!<br/>AWW sickenin&#39; brother SICKENIN&#39;<br/>Disco Disease !!