Poddy Podmore ......

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In our town he entertained us for many a year.
With a load of pranks, such was his popularity.
He had a club of fans, who called themselves The Pods People.
And when, when you are in town, you'll hear about him.
About a crazy man and a frog he swallowed whole, ahhh!

Called to court, covered himself in horse manure!
Wore a dead pig hat,oh the look on the magistrate!
When they let him out, this man named Poddy had
instant cult status. When you are in town, you'll
hear about him. About a crazy man.
And a frog he swallowed whole, ahhh!

Dressed as Santa, he climbed the rooftop of Shrewsbury jail.
With a sack of fags and tobacco for all the inmates,
for about an hour, he shouted "Merry Christmas!" to them all.
When you are in town, you'll hear about him.
About a crazy man and a frog he swallowed whole, ahhhh!

A letter arrived, the court summoned him in printed ink.
A substantial fine, which he paid in sacks of pennies.
When the court refused, he nailed his ear to a tree with a six inch nail.
When you are in town you'll hear about him, about a crazy man.
And a frog he swallowed whole, ahhhh!