She's not the girl from Ipanema

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© Shamika
The girl from Blackpool Beach

Short and fat and old and ugly
The girl from Blackpool Beach is walking
And when she passes, each guy she passes says "Ugh"

When she walks she cannot hide
That penguin waddle from sis to side
And when she passes, each guy she passes says "Ugh"

She shouldn't wear a bikini
He can't believe what he's seen, he
Wants to look the other way
But he can't stop staring at her today

She nods her head when she passes
Taking off her Elton John Glasses
Then 'belly flops' into the sea
Oh what a scary sight to see

When she smiles her teeth are yellow
She waves her flabby arms at the fellow
She winks her lazy eye and says "Hello"
She has the shape of an oversized cello

She's not from Ipanema, she's not a tempting peach
Just a big busted gal that walks on Blackpool Beach

"Aaah" everybody say "Aaah" for the girl on Blackpool Beach