I shoulda married a plumber (lyrics

Text:

© Shamika
I should have married a plumber (by Jaws Truly) . . . . . . . . . I wish my lover was a practical man but he\'s a dreamer with a long held ambition . . . . He walks around with his head in the clouds, when I first met him I should have had my suspicion.. . . He seems to live in a fantasy land, can\'t get him to face reality - - - His mind is constantly creating ideas but none of them have no practicality . . . . . I should have married a plumber - ohoho - I\'d never have another leaky tap or busted ballcock - - I should have married a builder - ohoho - he could have knocked down a wall and put new doors in my hall, fixed the leaky roof and all those things that practical fellas do. . . . I wish my lover was a sensible man but he\'s a dreamer, just a big kid at heart. . . He goofs around, every chance that he gets and it\'s a shame \'cause he\'s really quite smart.

He seems to live in a world of his own, where everything you want you get. . . Imagination is a place that he goes when he wants to escape and forget. . . I should have married a plumber, I\'d get a power shower and my U Bend would be very clean, I should have married a mechanic, he\'d check my Big End every day - My sparking plugs would fire, he\'d pump up my deflated tyre, I\'d never have to hire another man. . . . He seems to live in a paradise where everything he needs is in his head. . . . He has a vision and his blinkers are on, he can live in he dreams in his bed all day long. . . . I should have married a plumber or a builder or a mechanic or an electrician . . . . . . .