The Aliens Stole My Red Wine

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© MajorTom_III
The human has red wine. <br/>We must take it from him.<br/><br/>Hey...what the hell?<br/>Get out of my house !<br/><br/>You will give us your red wine.<br/>And you will not resist.<br/>We would like to take it to our ship<br/>so we can get blitzed.<br/><br/>I&#39;m gettin&#39; my shotgun. <br/>I&#39;m gonna blow your little alcoholic <br/>little butts to smithereens.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve got the wine !!<br/>RUN!!!!<br/>Hey come back here with my wine.<br/>Open the door to the spaceship.<br/>Hurry get inside...He&#39;s coming!!<br/><br/>Engage the force field.<br/>Listen to the foolish human.<br/>Waste your ammo foolish human.<br/><br/>Ok let&#39;s drink the red wine.<br/>What a fool.<br/>Pour me some more.<br/>Oh that&#39;s so good.<br/><br/>DUDE !!<br/>I am sooo blitzed.<br/>Me Too!!<br/>I don&#39;t know where I am.<br/>WOW this is GREAT STUFF Man!!